hazard/zipper/ella
she/her
wlw/sapphic
neurodivergent
native (mohawk tribe)
rat gurl
swag
abt me !
hii!!! my name is ella but i mostly go by hazard online ^^ i'm an artist and writer but i enjoy a lot of things like collecting various things and watching movies...i'm a pretty average young person all around LOOOLcheck out shit i like below if that interests you! my interests are honestly a big part of me so that's why they're here lmao
media i like!
jackass + wildboyz, tony hawk games, cky, south park, invader zim, spongebob, nicktoons in general, the simpsons, beavis and butthead, garfield, animal crossinggood ass movies
final destination 1 through 3, scream, texas chainsaw massacre, the truman show, sleepaway camp, pet semetary 2, mean girls, clueless, billy madison, freddy got fingered (best film in the history of humanity)fav bands/artists
nine inch nails, dead kennedys, kmfdm, nirvana, cky, green day, ratm, weezer, limp bizkit. ryan adams, xtc, the folk implosion, beckother misc things i enjoy
rats, raccoons, media preservation, collecting things, home videos, shock media, 90s/VERY early 2000s web, old tech, beanie babies...pizza rolls (VERY important)
more info about me! sort of like a "before you follow" section if u will. this section could honestly be fully optional but i figured it would be nice to have regardless
i am neurodivergent as well as having pretty severe depression. my activity online can be spotty because of this!
i am also all around just a pretty shy person and i prefer to keep to myself. if it seems like i don't talk to you a lot it is NOT deliberate or something personal, don't worry about it !
if u ever need to contact me i recommend doing so via toyhouse as it's my most actively used social
i don't have a dni just don't be a shitfart doodoohead and we're cool <3
some of my fave characters from various media! i also consider almost all of these guys as "kins", or characters i relate to strongly. i don't wanna hear any of that "no doubles" bullshit, i kin purely for fun so chill <3
moe szyslak - the simpsons
garfield
spongebob - spongebob squarepants
kenny mccormick - south park
emory - aqua teen hunger force
sable able - animal crossing
you did it..you found the secret page...i'm so proud of you. here is your prize....
If only we could fly
Limp Bizkit style
John Otto, take 'em to the Matthews Bridge
Can you feel it?
My g-g-generation
Get up, my g-g-generation
(Are you ready?) Are you ready?
Do you know where you are?
Welcome to the jungle punk, take a look around
It's Limp Bizkit, fuckin' up your town
We downloaded the Shockwave
For all the ladies in the cave to get your groove on
And maybe I'm the one who flew over
The cuckoo's nest, but guess who's next? (Who?)
Generation X (X), generation Strange (Strange)
Sun don't even shine through our window pane (through our window pane)
So go ahead and talk shit
Talk shit about me
And go ahead and talk shit
About my g-g-generation
'Cause we don't, don't give a fuck, and
We won't ever give a fuck until you
You give a fuck about me
And my generation
Hey kid, take my advice
You don't want to step into a big pile of shit (shh)
Captain's drunk, your world is Titanic
Floating on the funk, so get your groove on
And maybe I am just a little fucked up
Life's just a little fucked up
Generation X (X), generation Strange (Strange)
Sun don't even shine through our window pane (window pane)
So go ahead and talk shit
Talk shit about me
And go ahead and talk shit
About my g-g-generation
'Cause we don't, don't give a fuck, and
We won't ever give a fuck until you
You give a fuck about me
And my generation
We don't, don't give a fuck, and
We won't ever give a fuck until you
You give a fuck about me
And my generation
Who gets the blame? (Who gets the blame?)
You get the blame and I get the blame
Who gets the blame? (Who gets the blame?)
You get the blame and I get the blame
But do you think we can fly? (Away, away)
Do you think we can fly? (Away)
Do you think we can fly?
Well I do, I do, fuck
DJ Lethal Bring it on
Oh yeah, come on
So go ahead and talk shit
Talk shit about me
And go ahead and talk shit
About my g-g-generation
'Cause we don't, don't give a fuck, and
We won't ever give a fuck until you
You give a fuck about me
And my generation
We don't, don't give a fuck, and
We won't ever give a fuck until you
You give a fuck about me
And my generation
Oh yeah